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“Wow,” I thought, “Whoever’s in that Ralph’s Supermarket must be a real big star for these guys to not jump at the chance to take my photo, I’m going to get to the bottom of this!”

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When I finally collected my wits and stumbled out to my Eldo, I saw SUVs full of paparazzi tearing off after Jessica’s car, down Ventura Boulevard. I thought about going after them to run interference so Jessica could get away, but like I said, her ass was a little bigger than I imagined, so I just headed off to the Tattle Tale Room for a whiskey, to be alone with my US Weekly and my thoughts.

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