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Well, that all ended badly. More for Murphy-Goode than me. Thank you all for your support. For an explanation of how it all went down, please see the feature in The San Francisco Chronicle.

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43 Responses to “Clomid For Sale”

  1. 1 Corey Says:

    Awesome video! I liked it so much I voted twice! Here’s to you getting the job! *Raises glass*

  2. 2 Jeremiah Says:

    As nerdy as it sounds all of Fires of Heaven voted for you. We helped put you over the 2000 mark. Awesome video and I hope you get the job!

  3. 3 Steve Masiello Says:

    It seems like every big tech person has been tweeting about it. I voted from each of my emails. Hope you get it and I look forward to as much video as possible. Best of luck from a TWiF fan.

  4. 4 Jahna Says:

    Your video was slightly disturbing, but I’d hire you! You seem like you’d be fun at the office Christmas party. But don’t go leaving TWiF when you get this high-falutin’ job!

  5. 5 Aljoh Says:

    I’ve put in my vote. All the best, Marty. You deserve it!

  6. 6 Timothy Cross Says:

    I voted for ya buddy. I was part of the Martin Sargent fanclub on Yahoo Groups, many moons and Internets ago. Great job weaseling your way into this sweet deal!!

  7. 7 Tony Mishler Says:

    After the top 50 are voted upon their is still a selection process between them. That is bullshit. Kill it Marty!

  8. 8 Fufufu Says:

    Do it Marty!

  9. 9 Tom Says:

    I’m not voting for you as wine and wine people are sour and overrated. A mixture of Kool Aid and antifreeze probably tastes better and leaves you with a more tolerable hangover than high dollar wine. Wine people are the sorts that complain to your face that your can of mixed nuts contains peanuts and then boost all of the cashews from them.

  10. 10 Parker Says:

    You’re a real shoe-in for this one, Martin. I seriously think that Murfy-G would be foolish not to hire you.

    And two words, Tom. Sour grapes.

  11. 11 Aaron Says:

    Martin, I voted for you simply for the satisfaction I will gain from watching you fail.

  12. 12 scott Says:

    clicked on an ad from for some douche, who couldn’t put together a decent presentation. Viewed a bunch of other applications.. yeah i’d have to say they pretty much sucked donkey dick. What’s this now?? a link that says popular.. hrmm could this be the cream of the crop? hrmm. Maybe… yesss.. Yours mr sargent was somewhat funny and it had bigfoot. so you win sir. well played indeed.

  13. 13 Kolomona Says:

    Martin wasn’t included in the top 50? really??? WTF Murphy Goode?? I will not be purchasing any more of your wines because you are obviously idiots.

  14. 14 Parker Says:

    Martin didn’t make the top fifty. AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED MURPHY-GOOD WINES DO NOT EXIST.

    And I hope I can remember this until I turn 21.

  15. 15 Parker Says:


    Those bastards.

  16. 16 Tim T Says:

    NOT IN THE top 50?!!! Murphy Goode is BS man!!!! It was all some stupid publicity stunt for them to get emails so they could try to peddle that BS cheap ass wine! And all the people who really tried and were capable and PRO—Like you MARTIN———got ripped off and used by those cali swindlers. They are slime—you’d never see Coppola doing a stunt like this—you know why??? he doesn’t have toooooooo!!! Murphy Goode sucks!

  17. 17 rick Says:

    i still cant believe you werent even included in the top50. man, that blows.

  18. 18 tempy Says:

    From Murphy-Goode:

    By applying for the position, you agree that Murphy-Goode Winery shall have the irrevocable and perpetual right to use your name, likeness, appearance, voice, biographical information and video anywhere in the world, without your further consent and without further payment to you, for any and all purposes including, without limitation, advertising, publicity, and trade. This includes the right to copyright, reproduce, edit, publish or otherwise use the such materials, in all present and future media or forms, including, without limitation, newspapers, magazines, motion pictures, television, radio and online.

    I think that’s worth a lot more than the 60k they would pay you…

  19. 19 Ray Dionne Says:

    I gave those bozos a piece of my mind, I drink mucho wine, but no Murphy-Goode will be consumed here in the hinterlands.

  20. 20 tempy Says:

    and actually, it seems like they already have all of that power just because you applied…I’m no lawyer, but I can’t imagine that sending in a video would allow a company to copyright your name and own the rights to your likeness in all present and future forms.

  21. 21 brendan Says:

    came to wish you condolences, martin, as you were definitely the man they were looking for. then read the comments and someone called me a douche for my video. my tears have dried though, and i continue to hold that you were robbed. slightly curious what the hell they were thinking, as votes aside you were still manifestly better than 40 out of those 50 by any rubric.

  22. 22 amon91 Says:

    Gosh, I checked out the top 50s and they’re awful comparing to yours, Martin. I think you get screwed over because you’re ahead of your time and those corporate suits don’t know what good video means.

    Keep up man. I wish you the best of luck (Unscrewed, Infected, Internet Superstar and TWiF are all awesome). If I had a media company I’d hire you without thinking twice.

  23. 23 KM Says:

    Martin, fuck that company.

  24. 24 Dave Says:

    I’ll need to return my bottle of Murphy-Goode. You should shoot Yellow-Tail an email and see if their hiring!

  25. 25 Chris Says:

    Dude…you were a perfect fit – right man for the right job. I know how you’re feeling and all I can say is keep going until you get a “Yes” – toughen that heart!

  26. 26 Tom Says:

    I reiterate: wine people are sour. You probably thought this would be a good idea while in the throes of a good old fashioned beer drunk. You would not have fit in with those prissy assed grape stompers and goblet twirling bimbos anyway.

  27. 27 Breaker Says:

    This just sucks Marty. You should have at least gotten into the top 50, wtf. Anyways, time to move on I guess. Maybe it’s time to swallow some price and pick up a flipper and learn the phrase “Do you want fries with that?”

  28. 28 Johnny Says:

    I’m stunned that you didn’t get top 50…being that your video has the most hits on youtube. You should have been an easy choice.

    I hate it when life is unfair!!! Sorryyyy :(

  29. 29 Grazen Says:

    Maritn don’t worry about it TWIF is awesome! Just heard your TWIF where you discussed the results, its OK man I have been out of work for a month so far and TWIF has been the best thing I have to look forward to every week hang in there!

  30. 30 Hellhound2k Says:

    time to update w/ the horrible ending to your 6000+ vote vid… guess time to start the hunger strike back up…. You see him wasting away Kevin?

  31. 31 SoCooLBob Says:

    Sir .. Consider …

    A page called “fine print” does not appear to still be on their website.
    It outlined a very reasonable, from their point of view, clause which stated:


    There’s nothing in the terms of their offer that requires them to SELECT

    Very Good Marketing? I wasn’t in the Top 50 Either

    But, it’s a pleasure to meet YOU and share with you just ONE other video.

  32. 32 Joshgrrr Says:

    I miss Unscrewed with you, and the funny appearances you would have on x-play and stuff.

    Glad to know you’re still around though!

  33. 33 Dawn Says:

    Sorry to hear you didn’t get ‘your dream job’ Martin. From what I could tell from where I sit it seems like the ‘wine people’ were offended that you were ’some guy from cable tv’ coming in and blowing them all away. I believe you were removed from the competition cause the wine people got pissed off. Well don’t you worry. I’m feeling like it was cause you are an outsider to that community. But dont you worry because you have a community that you belong to that supports you and thats what applying for that job has proved. Something will happen for you that’s more the real you. I’m sure of it.

  34. 34 Vennumm Says:

    I first saw you on TechTV when you got the show Unscrewed. That show was the greatest think to happen to me, but then G4 just fucked that all up. When that happened it was like Santa bitch slapped me & then didnt gie me shit after that. But today is a great day now that I have found out that you have a new show called Internet Superstars. I hope you stay on this time.

    your biggest fan

  35. 35 Nunayobidness Says:

    Martin – You kick ass if you just be yourself! I am always looking for more content like that raw unscrewed stuff you did back in the day or even your Screen Savers stuff (and it doesn’t have to be edgy stuff). I always enjoy your wit and sarcasm. I caught TWiF and thought it was some of your worst shit ever, I couldn’t listen for more than a few minutes before my ears started hurting. Sarah whatever has got an annoying voice and doesn’t help you out, maybe it was a bad episode who knows? Can you do your own Podcast / show? Hell man, if you get your own thing off the ground with a chick that’s half as annoying and might compliment you a little better that would be worth paying money for which I might just do you’re that talented!!!

  36. 36 Nunayobidness Says:

    OH shit! You do have a show! I’m there, dump that TWiF shit man! Thanks Vennumm, I didn’t see that the Sarg had a show!

  37. 37 Kevin Lara Says:

    Most unfortunate you didn’t get the job, but hey who needs ‘em!? The video is hilarious by the way. Let’s celebrate not getting the job. I’ll drink to that.


  38. 38 Slayer99 Says:


    I’ve been a fan of yours going back to TechTV (listening to TWiF now). I’m sorry you didn’t get the wine gig, you got screwed.

    Hang in there, you’ll find something.

  39. 39 operat0r Says:

    Dude you rock ! you got robbed ! I miss you and Gator !!

  40. 40 Owen R Says:

    They were looking for a wine enthusiast, not a social-media “expert.”

    Just because I have a prolific Twitter account doesn’t mean I’m cut out for this job, and being a TechTV critic doesn’t make you a critic for anything else you decide to take on.

    Not getting a job sucks, but this was not a battle you were qualified to win.

  41. 41 tecnocato Says:

    Murphy-Goode is now the top choice for bottles at your neighborhood firing range… after their FU decision, they do not deserve to be used for drinking.

  42. 42 Mark Says:

    Marty, it’s really time to post something new here. I mean wtf you still have the murphy as your newest post? You tried to show you’re linked in, but you just only joined the facebook and starting posting here more regularily when the contest was on, gotta work harder to get ahead man.


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