Did you have a lousy Valentines Day? Don’t let it happen again next year. Crimony, make up for it this very weekend! In this new full-motion video edition of Infected, we instruct you on how to score a doxy in the digital age. Besides the wisdom dispensed by me and Gator, we get dating tips from renowned lady killers The Tron Guy and my Hollywood pal Orlando Bloom. Armed with all this knowledge, your lust garden is sure to bloom a bumper crop of bump and grind. Spring has almost sprung, and you know what that will do to a young man’s fancy, so get with it.