Did you have a lousy Valentines Day? Don’t let it happen again next year. Crimony, make up for it this very weekend! In this new full-motion video edition of Infected, we instruct you on how to score a doxy in the digital age. Besides the wisdom dispensed by me and Gator, we get dating tips from renowned lady killers The Tron Guy and my Hollywood pal Orlando Bloom. Armed with all this knowledge, your lust garden is sure to bloom a bumper crop of bump and grind. Spring has almost sprung, and you know what that will do to a young man’s fancy, so get with it.

I don’t know how many of you caught The Super Bowl, but if you did you may have noticed a commercial for GoDaddy that featured me and, to a lesser extent, my Internet celebrity proteges Kevin Rose and Andy Albrecht (from the up and coming podcast Diggnation). You’d think, being in showbiz for as long as I have, reaching the summit that I’ve reached, you’d get used to this kind of attention and fanfare, but I must say…it was quite a thrill being part of the biggest cultural spectacle of the year. Yes, it’s a pretty special feeling. Of course, I didn’t want to be all front and center like that, but GoDaddy insisted. They said they consider me an Internet icon. Well, I don’t know about that…I’m just a man. A man who was proud to be a part of this great American day.